This Place Is Bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!! Becoming Gwen Stefani would be an awesome career. Not only was she apart of an awesome band (No Doubt) but she also has her own perfume and clothing line. Also Gwen has a six-pack, which I also would not mind having. Although, if I was Gwen I would get a hotter husband because her current hubby = unattractive . Another thing I would do is open up a restaurant and make my own culinary empire, as Gwen Stefani I would have the resources to make it happen. The chefs I would hire to work for my culinary empire would all be from TopChef, like Sam from Season 2, Marcel from Season 2, Angelo from Season 5, and Harold from Season 1. M-A-G-N-I-F-I-C-E-N-T is what my life as Gwen Stefani would be like. <3 her.

YUM :)

I scream for ice cream! Wouldn't it be A-M-A-Z-I-N-G to be an ice cream taster? Everyday,being given the ability to try all sorts of flavors and help scientists detemine which is the best. But, its a huge responsibility deciding if an ice cream flavor makes it or not and its their your job to make sure the ice cream is of the highest quality. The only drawback would be that most ice cream tasters eat the ice cream at a warmer temperature, and I know I like mine cold :) So, for anyone who is a fan of the creamy dairy product, becoming an ice cream taster would be a dream come true.

Taking Assistance to a New Level

So, I found this job that would be AMAZING to have. Though most have never heard of an image consultant, it is actually a very fun and fulfilling job. Basically, you are in charge of making people look their best and give people makeovers. From choosing the clothes they wear, to the haircut they get, you would help scores of people gain confidence and finally feel good about themselves! I think it would be a lot of fun to change people's lives for the better, especially because by helping them find a new "look", you will be helping them get more opportunities because they will have the confidence the be their best self and try new things. This would also be a cool job because you would get to meet a lot of people, go shopping, have fun and make people happy all at the same time. Added bonus? You wouldn't be in an office, but out giving people makeovers and shopping. This sounds like a very interesting and fun job to have.

COOLEST JOB EVER!

Three words: river raft guide. Imagine spending summers sitting in lazy rivers and going through heart racing rapids all in the same day! As a raft guide, one would take a group of people out on the river, along with a group of other guides and basically show people the beautiful out doors. Jumping of cliffs, seeing wildlife, and playing your guitar at night before sleeping under the stars: river raft guides have life made.Though it's probably not much pay, it would be a fulfilling job full of adventure and fun. Also, you would get to meet people from all over the world and make tons of friends :) This job sounds so perfect, it should be called heaven.

Growing Up is Hard

Growing up, my parents were my heroes and in my eyes my family could do no wrong. My family was perfect and I loved them and they loved me more than I could ever imagine. Then, as I began growing up, I began hearing people say things. Your dad is fat. Your mom is a clean freak. Your grandpa cheated on his wife. Your uncle smokes. And that was okay because I loved my family and they loved me more than I could ever imagine. I still looked up to my parents and that's what mattered, right? Then I began noticing for myself that my heroes weren't as infallible as I thought they were. Grandma gets migraines, and isn't as strong as I thought she was. My mom is in and out of the hospital, and isn't as strong as I though she was. Dad now does seem more overweight than I though, does that make him any less strong? But despite this, I loved them and they loved me more than I could imagine. Then, something happened. One day I realized I didn't want to be like my parents, and when you think about it, no one does. Even my parents didn't want to be like theirs. When did my role model become someone I didn't aspire to be? How can someone loose faith in their hero? Growing up is difficult, especially when you acquire the ability to process more information about the world around you and make judgments that are impossible not to make. Being naive was more special I think. Despite this, I love my family, and they love me more than I could ever imagine.

Stopping the Cycle

Bring Your Child to Work Day. Most everyone has heard these words and despised the day when they were herded to Mommy or Daddy's work and forced to play nice while people came up to them and acted like their best friend even though they have never met them before and the most they have ever seen of them was their third grade school picture hanging above their parent's desk. Then, forced to sit next to your parent's desk so as not to disturb the people working, you have to listen while other parents brag about how, "My Julia is in soccer!" or "Ricardo just won his school's spelling bee!" as  the parents in the office fight over whose child is best. The only redeeming quality of this day is the free lunch, usually sandwiches, and the air conditioning, but lets face it, offices are not fun. I, for one did not like sitting in an office as a child, and now that I am growing up, the idea does not sound any more appealing. So, I am on a mission. A mission to find the best, most excitingly fun jobs that will make life more fulfilling and keep me out of an office. After seeing all the fun jobs the world has to offer, you'll be asking yourself one question: Where can I sign up?